[Harrison Bergeron]

"Thanks for being one of the 5,000 and the kind nudges!"

Don't the Jehova Witnesses believe that the first 5000 FReepers to donate will get into heaven automaticaally or somesuch?

[Grampa Dave]

Harrison posted, ""Thanks for being one of the 5,000 and the kind nudges!"

Don't the Jehova Witnesses believe that the first 5000 FReepers to donate will get into heaven automaticaally or somesuch?"

Sure why not! After Laz's math lesson, I will believe anything!