Press Release Town of Kensington Maryland

Town of Kensington Maryland ^ | 11/29/01 | Town of Kensington

[AmericanInTokyo]

I did not know somebody could barfand laugh at the same time, but I'll be damned if I am not doing that right now, after having read one of the most sophmoric spin pieces an agency or organization could ever come out with!

Really, they must think a lot of people out there are stupid, with limited capabilities to read the larger reality of what they have done under the slick, PR veneer.

[Diddle E. Squat]

And for the TV cameras lets bring along a hundred little girls, all bawling with tears running down their faces, who just so happen(for one nite anyway) to be named "Virginia".

[Drew68]

If I lived close by I would show up as a chain smoking Santa.

I'd like to show up chainsmoking, drunk and surly. I'd give the townsfolk good reason to toss ole' Santa out.

[SamAdams76]

Like many other communities around the nation, the Kensington Town tree will be lit up in red, white and blue this holiday season.

The town tree? The TOWN TREE? What the hell is a "town tree?" These pathetic pantywaists can't even bring themselves to say Christmas Tree? This is freakin' ridiculous. Somebody in that town needs a good caning.

[billhilly]

Wish I knew you.

[clintonh8r]

Anybody see that dried up old hag from the Montgomery County Commission on H&C last night? She looked and acted like a refugee form Berkely. What a nasty bitch she is. Typical lefty empty soul.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Send this thread to the South Park guys. I predict that their next cartoon war will replace the Baldwin family with Kensington, MD.

Blame Canada? Thank Canada.

[McGavin999]

It doesn't matter what they say, the damage to their image has already been done. I wonder how long it's going to take before these people realize that the world has changed. Their failure to recognize it will cause them tremendous damage, yet they continue to underestimate the situation.

Twenty years from now, Kensington Maryland will still be known as the town that banned Santa because he might "offend" someone.

[MD5]

Two years ago I finally was fought my way out of PG County, MD, and headed for rural VA. They can keep all the leftist government folks, including the governor and his Kennedy sidekick. I was born and raised in the area, but thank God I am out of there now!

[AmericanInTokyo]

A little political street guerilla theatre is called for, me thinks.

Some guys ought to show up as Taliban and some women in full burka, with signs in Arabic and English saying, "Down with the infidel, Santa Claus"; then some real Santa Clauses can come into the crowd to the applause of the people and the bad guys/girls can leave looking dejected and defeated.

[smithson]

Please help. I have lived here, in Montgomery county, all my life. Outsiders have moved in, and in vast numbers. Now these people are taking over. I wish they would all go back to where they came from!

[Ol' Sox]

Methinks the Mayor is getting coal in her stocking this year.

[clintonh8r]

FReepin' great idea!

[SupplySider]

At first I was laughing, but using the September Eleventh heros in a soviet-style propaganda play is actually very sick. The purpose of said play being to cover up the removal of Christ from Christmas.

[AmericanInTokyo]

If not in person, let us say that in spirit and thoughts, we will be with you. Hang in there. The Santas are on their way December 7th.

[smithson]

Thanks!

[bribriagain]

I saw her. She is but@ ugly. She makes Janet Reno look like Pamela Anderson.

[vrwc54]

the Levine School of Music

I bet they won’t be singing any Christian songs.

This event represents a de-Christification of a Christian holiday by non-Christians and anti-Christians.

You're such an ignoramous, Fred25. Some of our best Christmas songs were written by Jews:

White Christmas" was penned by the fabulous and Jewish Irving Berlin.

"The Christmas Song" was written and performed by the equally chosen Mel Torme.

Frank Sinatra's songwriter Sammy Cahn wrote "Let It Snow."

"Santa Baby" may have been performed by Eartha Kitt and Madonna , but it was written by a Jew, Joan Javits.

"(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" is by Al Stillman, Jew.

And although not old enough to be a classic carol yet, there's Beck's "Little Drum Machine Boy."

Some other holiday faves were written by Broadway composers. Betty Comden and Adolph Green wrote "Be a Santa" for the little-known musical Subways Are for Sleeping.

Jerry Herman wrote "We Need a Little Christmas" for the musical Mame, and "A New Deal for Christmas" reflected the spirit of the Golden Age in Annie, written by Charnin and Strauss.

Donald Gardner, who wrote "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth."

Albert Hauge, who wrote "You're a Mean One Mister Grinch." If he isn't mishpucha in real life, then his television character counts. He was the music teacher on Fame.

Felix Bernard and Richard Smith wrote "Winter Wonderland."

I guess, Fred25, you won't be singing or listening to any of these songs.

[SupplySider]

Really, they must think a lot of people out there are stupid, with limited capabilities...

They live in a world of federal employees.

[EggsAckley]

I guess when the "holiday" carols are sung, they'll be singing:

Oh, Holiday Tree, Oh Holiday Tree......