In pursuit of legitimizing him, the State Department refers to him as "Chairman Arafat" - although after he's been sitting in a chair for any length of time it is necessary to take it to any empty lot and burn it. Bu Dum
In fact, before you can be hired by the State Department you must first demonstrate an ability to identify Yasser Arafat's ass on a silhouette chart.
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this stuff is hilarious. It reads like a Jack Benny stand-up act.
Bump. This is a laugh riot.