[Cinnamon Girl]

WHAT COULD HELP ISRAEL'S IMAGE MORE THAN TO BE REPRESENTED BY A TALKING SNAKE?

[Michael2001]

If Israel is relying on Carville to make them look good they are in very big trouble. They should adopt my approach; do what you have to do and don't care what other people think of you.

[pawdoggie]

The method to the madness to hiring a Carville is that Israel's "PR problems" arise from the American Left, in particular from the Leftists in the "journalism" and entertainment nexus. Being an liberal himself (albeit of the opportunistic variety), Carville could presumably develop themes and messages which would appeal to his comrades.

The problems with hiring a Carville are that he will attempt to reshape Israeli policy to fit the "spin" he may devise, and that he will defeat the intent of the operation by publicly revealing (and boasting about) his contributions to the PR campaign.

[GeekDejure]

Regarding Afghanistan cave dwellers . . .

Since 1953 the name "Piltdown" hasn't been associated with great scientific discovery, but great scientific fraud. It was in that year that a group of scientists, lead by Kenneth Oakley, attempted to use the new method of fluorine testing to get a more exact date on the bones. What the test showed surprised them: The jaw was modern, the skull only six hundred years old!!!

Additional analysis soon confirmed the fluorine tests. The jaw was really that of an orangutan. It had been filed down and parts that might have suggested it's simian origin were broken off. Both pieces had been treated to suggest great age!!!

Piltdown was proclaimed genuine by several of the most brilliant British scientists of the day. How did these faked fragments of bone fool the best scientific minds of the time??? Perhaps the desire to be part of a great discovery blinded those charged with authenticating it!!!

Since 1953 the name "Piltdown" hasn't been associated with great scientific discovery, but today, thanks to the never ending scholarly work of FReepers, and other loyal George W. Bush supporters, an amazing archaeological breakthrough has been brought to light before the unsuspecting American people. Piltdown has once again been found, this time by scientific genius GeekDejure, who has discovered TWO "LIVE" specimens crawling around from city to city. One is masquerading as Osama Bin Laden, the other as James Carville !!!

Watch for them in Afghanistan caves, and thus rediscover "Piltdown" for yourself!!!

[Destructor]

Carville? Helping out? Is this another "Pawtisun Witch Hunt" PR campaign?

[RooRoobird14]

I'm amazed anyone would pay SnakeHead for his advice anymore (other than DNC morons, that is....)

He may have gotten Bebe N. elected, but Bebe N. also got booted out in record time. SnakeHead also had a major role in backing the failed campaign of that candidate who lost to President Vicente Fox.

CarVILE is as fresh as tuna noodle casserole sitting in a trash can for a week. I just hope he's visible in the 2004 elections--he's good at turning out "broken glass Republicans" on election day.

[jwalsh07]

SOme of our Israeli bretheren should let the homeboys know that hiring Carville diminshes support from the conservative wing of the US.

[swampfox98]

where he will meet with people who want him to help improve the country's image in the US, a source close to him said yesterday.

I predict America will attack Israel within five minutes of Carville's visit. Carville would besmirch the image of the Tooth Fairy, that is if she was stupid enough to hire him to speak up for her.