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To: mathurine
The third world is third because they have cultures that are deficient in their ability to define and devise effective governmental and economic structures.

Infidel dog! How dare you mock Allah with your western words! Abdullah! Stop the Mercedes, get out, and beat this infidel westerner. Do as I command, you mangy cur! My wives are offended.

27 posted on 11/28/2001 9:54:14 PM PST by constable tom
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To: constable tom
Officer, in Saudi Arabia, it is not the Mercedes-driving polygamist that is our problem. He is secretively on our side, although he can't say so publicly.

The guy who is our problem is Achmed in the old Toyota pickup with his wives and kids in the bed, and his prize sheep and goat in the back seat.

Because of HUGE (500 % in 15 years) population growth, his oil-rich government is now, believe it or not, low on cash! Acmed's perks are getting cut way back. (Shoulda thought of that, with four wives at a time and 30-40 kids per family, it doesn't take long to run low on cash, no matter how much oil you pump.)

Wullah! It gets even more serious. Things are so bad, old Achmed may actually have to go to work ... every day! This is because his oil-rich country can no longer afford to pay him, and the foreigners who do everything from sweep the streets to running the phone company.

He realizes that he can't have a new pickup or another wife, because the really big bucks are going to the guy in the Mercedes. Achmed, and 100 million TWA's like him, are Osama bin Laden's biggest fans. The guys in the Mercedes are paying off Osama to stay away. They think.

42 posted on 11/29/2001 7:33:53 AM PST by Francohio
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