All your cloying little pocket-strokes notwithstanding, the fact remains that countless Linux admins are having flakey $#!+$ tonight because their systems were compromised by an open-source OS component.
Call me skeptical, but somehow, I doubt that your gloating -- in the face of their agony -- would be received with welcome arms tonight.
But hey, WTF do I know? Maybe you really should hop on the ol' bandwagon and remind them all that their systems are impregnable, and there's nothing to worry about.
After you calm them down, you'll have their attention, so you can let them know how Java crapplications never crash, and run like greased bats with JATO pods fleeing from Hell Heights with a strong tailwind.
LOL. Now why did you have to bring that up? :-)
That's about the only thing you've gotten correct here.
This is not a Linux bug. Not even close.
And the lack of knowledge displayed in *claiming* it's a Linux bug is astounding, and fully explains your defense of MS!