[Cagey]

You're not (nude) in Kansas anymore.

[Slyfox]

Haven't those townspeople thought of casting some spells of their own?
Like the 'Mosquito larve stirred into moats abounding'.

[putupon]

Are these young, flakey blonde hottie witches or are they old, wrinkled up ugly witches?

[Gerfang]

These pagans wanted nothing more than to be left alone to practice their religion. They kept to themselves on their isolated camp and bothered no one. Yet, this was so offensive to local social conservatives they used what amounts to a legal loophole to close down what amounts to a rival church.

We have social conservatives using the coercive powers of the state to suppress another religion. If what I’ve read is correct this a clear-cut violation of 1st amendment rights. I hope they sue based upon religious discrimination and I hope the Witches win.

I’d say this is just the sort of case for the ACLJ to take, but I won’t hold my breath.

[RedWhiteBlue]

Coinkydink?

Woman Strips at Harry Potter Movie

[Bella_Bru]

How could I forget???

[ArGee]

The Leavenworth County commissioners denied the renewal for the permit, issued six years ago, in late October after a community petition raised accusations that the retreat fostered public nudity, pedophilia, and illegal drug and alcohol use. Neighbors also expressed concern about devil worship.

Sometimes people can be so stupid! I hope this petition wasn't circulated by some local pastor, but I'm afraid it probably was.

Public nudity? Not if it was on the private grounds. That's the difference between public and private. Don't want to look at nude witches? Don't trespass.

Pedophilia? If you can prove it, don't close the center, prosecute the pedophiles and I hope they rot in jail.

Illegal drug and alcohol use? If it's drug use, prove it and prosecute. If it's alcohol use, there's not much use of alcohol that is illegal as long as you're not driving.

Devil worship? If these neighbors are truly Christian there is nothing to fear from devil worship. Let them beat their brains out. Besides, that's a freedom of religion issue and there should rightly be nothing you can do about it - as long as nobody is sacrificing people.

As the professor in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe stated so well, "What do they teach them in these schools?"

(Boy, I hope none of the petitioners were home-schooled.)

Shalom.

[gdani]

Maybe next Kansas will go after Catholic Churches for serving wine to minors.

[b4its2late]

The "queen" is going to be angry!

[BlueLancer]

Camp for Nude Witch Fights Closing?

I'm sorry, I never knew that nude witches fought. Is that something like mud or jello wrestling? (PAUSE)

Ohhh... Camp for Nude Witches Fights Closing.
Never mind.

[clamper1797]

Oh no there go my summer vacation plans if they close the camp

[TopQuark]

caters to witches and pagan rituals is fighting for survival amid community talk that naked witches may be weaving magical spells in the moonlight.

The reporter is confused: since the Clintons left, we no longer have such things in the White House...

[Flint]

Isn't this where Hillary goes for a summer retreat?

[mad_as_he$$]

Kansas in the winter...humm "there's shrinkage -there's shrinkage" George Costanza

[Michael_S]

Naked women most always cast a spell on me. They do not even have to be witches.

[Delbert]

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.

[Colt .45]

THE GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUUUUN!

It still woulda been nice if they'd of had the nekkid pictures to back up the accusation.

[PoisedWoman]

I can just see a commercial for this place:

Like a good neighbor,
Satan is there

[veronica]

Is this sort of thing where the old saying 'colder than a witch's teat' comes from?

[Newbomb Turk]

18 Degreees in Topeka today. Ever heard the term " colder than a whitches t*t" ?

[Dead Dog]

Please, people, stay away from the used broom sales.