[Aristophanes]

And you jerks who smoke in public are right up there with the homeboys who blast crappy rap music into the eardrums of everyone in the neighborhood. One is ear pollution, the other air pollution. Both are put out by jerks.

Like I said, I won't be cryin' you a river when smoking is banned everywhere. In fact, I'm looking forward to it. (I gotta go now, I think I'll write my Congressman and suggest raising the cigarette tax another 1000% or so.)

[Eaker]

Make sure that you get a Notary Public to certify your mark after your scribe scribbles your inane gibberish onto parchment.

Eaker

PS: Something that you do and like will be next. You will be crying like a baby when it is YOUR turn. You will get NO sympathy from anyone.