How, may I ask, will I be able to send Mr. Paul--or anybody else for that matter--any messages from deep within the bowels of the Re-Education camp where I will be housed?
"No Child Left Behind," promised Mr. Bush. (and those who manage to escape will be rounded up and helped to see the glorious light).
It will be a sort of militarized type of charm school where we will be trained to go out into the world making sure all the women in savage lands are evolving onto our plane of existence. We will learn how to peek under their undergarments to make sure nobody has been oppressing their private parts. We will learn how to remove burkhas and replace them with wonder bras and bustiers so that our military men can feel more at home wherever they may be in the world.
Most importantly, we will learn how to pray five times a day with our foreheads to the ground facing Washington DC and our bottoms aimed towards the top of the New World Trade Towers....
We will learn how to remove burkhas and replace them with wonder bras and bustiers so that our military men can feel more at home wherever they may be in the world.
So nice to see you back. I thought you may have gone voluntarily to the re-education camps.
You are clearly out of step with the people, and as the people only want what is right for the people, you are also clearly a conscious enemy of the people and therefore need a military tribunal or are insane, in which case it is not your fault and will be taken care of by the people in an appropriate institution. Thank you for your interest in the Fatherland Security Office, please press "1" to repeat this message, please press "2" to report your neighbors, please press "3" to report relatives, please press "3" to register for voluntary social re-orientation training.