Put him in a rowboat 1/2 mile off the coast of Cuba.
I agree with the row boat idea. However, for this 'man without a country' I was thinking more along the lines of 500 miles out in the Atlantic with 3 days ration of bread and water.
Could it be more than a coincidence that the U.S. Central Command for the Middle East is in Tampa, along with the infestation in and around USF?