Look, these EVIL PETA VEGAN monsters are just flat out torturing plants and grass. It's unthinkable!
And the animals they protect, think about it.. Think about how much pain grazing cows cause the pristine pastures of "Mother Earth"
What horrible, despicable rotton people they are for putting God's first creations through this agony because they are "cuter" or "more mobile" than your friend the flower.. who must sit helplessly as her stalker approaches.. totally defenceless.
It's just mind blowing all the screaming these plants have to be doing. How can they live with themselves, these PETA terrorists?
You know, I think I will go deer & rabbit hunting this year in the name of defending our plant friends, who are incapable of defending themselves.
(Yes, I know it's a nobel cause.. No need to thank me.)