Posted on 11/23/2001 1:50:10 AM PST by 2Trievers
Now THAT's funny! Can't you just see this guy's lawyer wetting his pants with glee as he reads this?
Hope he sues. Hope he wins!
Was he named by Mel Brooks? ("It's not a joke name! Bigus Dickus is a fwend of mine!")
It's always a mistake to put someone with a name like that in any position of authority. Unless he's been lobotomized, you know he's got an axe to grind that ain't never gonna be done. The guy's got to be a walking talking grudge on wheels. Ref. "A Boy Named Sue", J. Cash, for details of the principle.
I hope you weren't using night vision equipment at the time. Mr. "Head" is on this thread!
How are we going to find out who this mysterious Mr. Head is?
I dunno,maybe have a team of investigators follow his brother Potato around to see if they lead him to Richard?
On one visit to Podunk, he asked my husband and I if we would like to join him on a late evening stakeout with his decoy. Now decoys are not to be over six points here, as some judge considered placing a fake 12-pointer, on the side of any road, major entrapment. He placed the largest 6-pointer (I'm talking Boone and Crockett) I've ever seen on the side of the road and we basically played hide and wait. He was pumped. Several cars slowed down and a few even turned around for a return trip. Thankfully, no one shot at the decoy. During our 'stake-out' he described some of the authority granted to game wardens in our state. They can seize your vehicle, guns, and any property you have in your vehicle at their whim. I was almost scary. We basically decided to believe his new stance - that he was far superior to us - and our friendship has waned over the years. No big loss.
As with most law enforcement agencies and groups, there are good ones and bad ones, though my impression of the IDNR cops was that there were an awful lot of political hacks among their number. A couple of years back, one made the mistake of reaching for his handgun while *inspecting* a rowboat with a couple of fishermen in it on the Illinois side of the Wabash River- who happened to be feds working a stakeout, and the Indiana D.N.R. cop not only found himself facing a pair of DEA 9mm submachineguns, but they took him into custody for criminal assault and handcuffed him like any other criminal- though the local Illinois State's Attorney declined to press the case against the Hoosier possum cop. A photo of the *suspect in custody* made its way to an area newspaper however, and I suspect that the bigshot game warden now also has a sufficient NADDIS file at DEA to keep him from ever gaining any real position of authority in a law enforcement job again.
But most of the problems in Indiana's D.N.R. seemed to come from the top, as when Governor Evan Bayh's appointee Patrick Ralston ran the I.D.N.R. as his personal kingdom through the 1980s and '90s. Ever wonder why the IDNR could only keep three female Conservation Officers until Ralston left? Perhaps there's a answer to be found in the story about at least one of Pat Ralston's own poaching incidents, to be found *here*.
Huh huh, huh... His friends call him Dick. Huh huh..
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