[Catspaw]

Tofurky WishStixs Ingredients: Water, vital wheat gluten, tofu (water, soybeans grown without pesticides, herbicides or chemical fertilizers), white beans, garbanzo beans, natural vegetarian flavor, expeller pressed canola oil, shoyu (water, soy beans, wheat, salt), lemon juice from concentrate, calcium lactate from beets, salt, brown sugar, garlic, spices.

I'd rather die than eat Tofurky Wishstixs. "Expeller pressed canola oil" sounds downright pornographic.

[LantzALot]

"Expeller pressed canola oil" sounds downright pornographic.

Then you'll love hearing that before we called it "canola" it was "rapeseed oil" -- used to oil machines.