[Lazamataz]

I see you have constructed a new light-saber.

She will take his light-saber and put it in a jar on the fireplace mantle, should he ever want to go out with his StormTrooper buddies. :o)

[Lazamataz]

So you see, the TOOL, it is a euphamism, here. Allow me to explain it......

[AmericaUnited]

She will take his light-saber and put it in a jar on the fireplace mantle, should he ever want to go out with his StormTrooper buddies

Is this the Lorena Bobbit model ?

[Frohickey]

She will take his light-saber and put it in a jar on the fireplace mantle, should he ever want to go out with his StormTrooper buddies. :o)

I sure hope that he's got enough light-sabers already paid for. Because as soon as you get married, you can't buy any more light-sabers. In fact, if Glock comes out with a fancy new light-weight light-saber, you are S.O.L.