[IronJack]

That's why the concept of a "jihad" is so laughable. If Christians mounted a no-holds-barred holy war against the Muddled Easterners, it would be over in short order, and there would be plenty of free parking in the Gulf. After the radioactivity decayed, that is.

[ScholarWarrior]

Our engineers know perfectly well how to pump oil out through molten hardened radioactive silicon.