TALI-RATS OFFER UP OSAMA FOR CASH

New York Post ^ | 11/16/01 | NILES LATHEM

[onyx]

Me thinks Osama-bin-running might miss the start of Ramadan.

[Sabertooth]

Let's hope so. I just don't think he's in the south, though.

[GeronL]

your title?

[kattracks]

No, the Post's title. They do that so well.

[Bonaparte]

If they give up Laden, they get their lives and bus fare.

[GVnana]

I think that $25 million bounty will do the job nicely.

[GeronL]

cool...I should get the front page pic off their site

[kattracks]

Now we got a ton of Talibaners who want us all fried.

Like they didn't "want us fried" before. Get real.

[Verax]

Dear Washington Post,

Thanks for the warning...bye for now.

                  - Osama

[Balding_Eagle]

What's it matter if we find OBL?

At this point it's mostly to show the rest of the worlds 20 or 30 terrorists groups what in store for them and their protectors. Very important.

[rockfish59]

don't you mean 'BOMBadan'? (we've got to quit meeting like this. lol!)

[GeronL]

[brat]

I wonder if the Taliban's 'Religious Police' will beat him like they do the women!

[onyx]

You're both too funny! I am almost in tears!

[D-fendr]

"Now we got a ton of Talibaners who want us all fried. Are we better off now or worse?"

Much better. Used to be three ton of 'em and they drove tanks and owned a country.

We're gettin' better off every day.

[rockfish59]

my cat writes all my material! {:^)

[kayak]

If you liked what they said then you will probably appreciate this little phrase I picked up off another thread tonight .....

..... holey month of bombydon.

Cracked me up, it did!

[rockfish59]

osama esta pinche' loco raton!!