Given the research being done on other recent threads, I'd like to contribute these observations: the perp is concerned about his manly appearance and picked up a pair of 'Bulge' jeans on his last swing through Heathrow. He watched the Victoria's Secret show on ABC tonight, all the while screaming "American women are whores" at his TV while lurking on the Guild's live commentary thread on the show.
He's also trying to build the perfect goat.
I'll keep you updated as my research continues.