A fresh roll of reynolds wrap!
Magic-pulse weapons and secret death rays are useless without it!~
How 'bout BS theories about "involuntary reverse thrust deployment"? Remember pushing that one? You never did state where you got that theory, or how it would explain the flight path the plane took before it crashed. You're the last guy to accuse others of conjuring wild theories, bub.
I don't know what brand was on 587 but I'm sure they are similar if not the same.