What we should do is send over Little Abner to bombard them with pork chops. Al Capp should only have lived to see these days.
I remember Lil' Abner fondly from my youth. This strip, and Alley Oop were the first ones I'd turn to in the Sunday comics.
Now, with regard to persistent prattle pointing to a putative pork pacification program...
Commanders in the field are doubtless under considerable pressure to keep a lid on some of the more extreme porkification possibilities. We have 'allies' whose allegiance is shaky at best who also regard pork as taboo.
This being said, there are nevertheless many isolated, low profile 'pork incidents' occurring daily, many of which we'll eventually hear about. Some will be humorous, some will be a little harder-edged.
All will involve the...