[Landru]

"Something involving a lamp post and twelve feet of stout hempen rope comes to mind. Cheaper. More direct. And to the point."

Yes.
Now we're talking.
There're just some things a bucket of hot tar & a sack of feathers fail to address.

...adequately.

[Mudboy Slim]

See, boy?! Do ya really see, Ol' Man?! Do ya understand the movie "BraveHeart" the way it was intended to be understood, my FRiend?!! If not...stick around...and YOU SHALL!!!

Just Hangin' Out with Ol' Skeeter Johnson...wishin' I won't...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...now, do the Math, Mr. Artiste...Jakey-boy'll be four next April...and the Screen Name "Mudboy Slim" was created on the day of Jakey-Boy's Birth (about).....

Jake's Pre-School "Progress Report"..."Jake would rather play than do art. We are growing in our cutting skills and are confident we will tackle it soon.....Jake has wonderful communication skills. He is great with his FRiends and is quick to show them Right from Wrong!!......Jake is bright. He is quick to answer informative questions. He is also a great problem solver....Jake is open to learn new things and takes on all tasks with a Positive and Well-Thought-Out Approach!!

Who's Yer Daddy, Boy?! Who's Yer Daddy?!!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD