Posted on 11/13/2001 8:08:43 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Before and........MUD
LOL...MUD
You do the same, my FRiend...MUD
I reckon the way I look at it is that AT LEAST a few of the Sheeple are coming to realize that...Clinton and his Corrupt Cadre of Carnivorous Commie Counter-Compatriots broke the Laws of this Land...period. They are Felons and shall be treated as such.
"They are above the Law apparently."
Appearances can be deceiving.
"I refuse to give them an inch, because they will never be satisfied with just that!"
Therein lies the basis fer my utmost respect fer you, my FRiend.
"There's Patriotism, that's being an American."
Yep...heard somebody say...
"This Ain't 'Bout Right Versus Left, Sheeple...This Is 'Bout Right Versus WRONG!!!"
FReegards...MUD
BTW...abner, do you have any more XXXL Tyranny Response Team shirts left?! I'm recruitin' offensive linemen fer a FReep...)8^D...photos included.
That's where you kindly and gently chime in, (A) "Well if everybody does it, let's get them all!!" and (B) "Which Legislation did he pass that 'gave us a strong economy'?"
If they can't take the hint right in front of you, they will ponder their Merchant's Queries well after they have left yer place of business.
"The American people, by and large, are a wallet and pocketbook society."
As Seinfeld says, "Not that there's anything WRONG with that..." SHEEEESH!!
"I am not a negative person."
I don't think you are, either, my FRiend; however Cynicism is a Tool of the Left to DisEmpower You...Fight IT!!
FReegards...MUD
If you order enough, we could make them though.
That's a good feeling that I experience often...MUD
Never timed myself, but if I write too fast, nobody can read it but me.
FReegards...MUD
Here's where I believe Sun Tzu is full of Horse Dookie...
"Where Yer Enemy is Strong, Slaughter His Captain First, Within Sight of His General, and the Evil Lib'ral Army Will Accede to Yer Wishes and Turn on the General!!"
Heh heh heh...MUD
The Taliban don't like it
Hide, you cowards
Hide, you cowards
The Taliban don't like it.
Hide, you cowards
Run, you cowards!
Now Usama told his followers
you're gonna have to help me die
'cause there's cowboys all around us now
and I'm too scared for suicide.
Then Dubya drove his pick up truck
to the mountain hideaway
he yelled "You know I'm gonna put your head
on my radiator grille!"
Af if you can't remember why
Here are pictures of the Towers
that's why we're gonna kick your ass!
Usama don't like it!
Run, you coward,
Run, you coward!
Usama don't like it!
Run, you coward,
Run, you coward!
Now over in Iraqi land
Hussein just caught a whiff
of the fires in Jalalabad
and in Mazar-e-Sharif.
You know he feels the storm a'coming
and he fell down on his knees
screaming at the Prophet
"Next they're coming after me!"
Saddam don't like it!
Run you coward,
Run you coward!
Saddam don't like it.
Run, you coward
Run, you coward
Then Dubya turned around and smiled
at the troops all waiting there
and said "boys I think it's finally time
to go and make him pay"
Then with thunder and a roar
the Corps came to shore
the United States Marines
finally settling an old score.
Usama don't have long
Rock al-Qaeda
Rock al-Qaeda
Usama don't have long
Rock al-Qaeda
Rock al-Qaeda
He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it
You know he really hates it...........
Help me, please, Oh Great Wizard of PuterKnowHow!!
Humbly yers...MUD
Glad you asked that, my theatrically-based FRiend, Thy Timing is Impeccable.
In a recent PowWow with the Parents of MUD, I was surprised to learn that neither has read Sun Tzu. The Cap'n, a wise and hearty ol' sailor, had heard of "The Art of War," but had never taken the time to peruse its wisdom. Sounds like a Really Cool Stockin'Stuffer fer someone who has always taught me to use my powers only fer Good.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...thanks Schmooo, YOU DA MAN!!
Trust the Man in Uniform...MUD
JimCroceGentle BumpBackatcha...MUD
Damn MUD, that's a Great Idea!!! Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General of these United States!!!!!!!!!!!
Utmost FReegards...MUD
Thanks and FReegards...MUD
Actually, harrowup's my favorite liberal, but yer up there, too, Lefty!!
Cheers to you...MUD
Speaking of that, my FRiend, we're having Thanksgiving with the In-Laws, who are alleged to be Knee-Jerk Lib'rals. And it might be time they came to the realization that their only daughter married a RightWingZealot. There might be fireworks, as both my Beautiful Wife and my Beautiful Mother-in-Law have ABSOLUTELY FOREBADE my Father-in-Law and I to speak of politics despite the fact that we have known each other for over a decade...LOL!!!!
Perhaps there's a Thread in this story somewhere...if you post it, they will come.
);^D...MUD
So, Dad, after shaving yer head, do you recommend waxing?!
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