[fod]

I swear it was not me...

[LSJohn]

I swear it was not me...

Maybe not, but you know d@mn well the gubmint will blame you.

[LTCJ]

I swear it was not me...

Hmmmm. Yet what is in a name? Sir, I have to ask you not to leave the local area for the next few weeks.

[Tennessee_Bob]

I have to ask...are you any relation to Freddy Fod???