[Fury]

You mean to tell me a flockin' bird took the plane down? Pleeeease! The bird must have bit the wing off and spit it at the tail. It was like a giant bird fight? I'm sorry, but this story just doesn't fly well.

Canada Geese being ingested in the engines of an AWACS in 1995 took that plane down. It happens.

[Preech1]

Maybe it was Rodan!!! Where's Godzilla when you need him??