[Nimitz]

I love it. Mil-spec turkey. You are KILLING me! Tears are aflowin'.

[TADSLOS]

You think Screaming Fist is kidding, but he's not...as funny as it seems, the military categorizes EVERYTHING in their own special way. I can attest to the damage of bird strikes. I have had to set aircraft down on more than one occasion after "kamikaze" attacks from buzzards, pigeons and geese. The damage wasn't pretty, and I was happy to get on the ground intact.