[B Knotts]

What the mullahs are really afraid of is that their young people may decide they prefer to worship Britney Spears, that they prefer to study engineering rather than the Koran, and that they want a damn BEER in the evening if they feel like it!

Correct you are!

Afghans shave beards and ditch veils in Mazar

[Don Myers]

"What the mullahs are really afraid of is that their young people may decide they prefer to worship Britney Spears, "

Careful, now. A case is being made for the Islamics in this statement.