It isn't real dude.
There are no spooks, goblins, spell-casting witches, magic potions, enchanted rings, ghosts, boogermen, flying brooms, shape-shifting monsters, or any other nonsense.
They're all make-believe dude.
Honest.
Dude, check out this cool Britney Spears site.
Anyway, shouldn't you be in bed?
"but she turned me into a newt!"