Well, unfortunately, the thing is too small, too sticky and too expensive to wipe your ass with.
"Well, unfortunately, the thing is too small, too sticky and too expensive to wipe your ass with."
Infidel, unbeliever! Have you not read, as posted on FR, the words of the prophet in the
Holy Koran, that the ass is to be wiped with stones, and only with the left hand.?