MCSE certificates might be more meaningful if the exam contained 5000 questions. The study guide alone would fill a bookshelf, and that's the way it ought to be.
If I said there is a frequent poster on this and other Microsoft threads who 1) is as close to a Microsoft cult member as one can imagine; 2) displays adolescent hostility to other posters; 3) might reasonably engrave his Microsoft employee number on his tombstone or tattoo it; 4) makes the comparison between Nazi Brownshirts and Microsoft meployees sound plausible, and 5) somehow thinks working for Microsoft justifies hostility in the name of competitiveness... would you have to guess who I have in mind?
Where that person came from, there have been many more. If there were an antibiotic for hubris, treating Redmond alone would set hubris back 100 years.