[GraniteStateConservative]

"Festivus... for the rest of us!"

--Frank Costanza

[Incorrigible]

Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born -- a Festivus for the rest of us!

[Bob Quixote]

OK, let's start with the airing of grievances.