[Jack Barbara]

Two nights ago, I had a rash of short ugly people knocking on my door demanding candy and threatening damage to my property if I didn't cough up. I'm not sure, but I think it was a terrorist action spawned by the League of Womyn Voters.

[Skel]

Two nights ago, I had a rash of short ugly people knocking on my door demanding candy

And I thought I was the only one to be visited by Donna Shalala and company.

[Orbiter]

Bets on when drug cartels and American militias make the list? Just wonderin'.