Whew...that's a relief. I'm a huge Stephen King fan (but I'm trying to lose weight)...Was getting kind of worried there.
My first roommate in college oh-so-many-years-ago was president of the local Baptist Student Union. First thing he said to me was "You're going to hell for reading that book," as I sat there reading King's The Stand. Told him I'd save him a seat. We didn't get along real well after that.
Too bad King couldn't keep up the quality or the Godliness that The Stand had. Outstanding book. But there's something not quite right about the author. I blame Maine.
Shalom.