[glock rocks]

We LOVE grits in this house.

i think grits, like beer, should not be ingested before noon.

on the up side, (re:beer) i am still employed

on the down side, (re:grits) i'm wanted in at least two southern states on felony
breakfast grits violations.

waitress - "you really sure you don't want some grits with those eggs, hon."
me - "no, thank you ma'am."
deputy - "you got ya some I D there, son?"

so, a cheese grits for dinner (or supper) bump. and oh yes, i'll be listening.

[Beep]

What do you suppose would happen if we were to make a military drop of a mess o' good ol' boys on the Tallyban?! Scary! Them Tallybanners would be chuggin' down Bud Longnecks and Shlitz Malt Liquor! LOL! Feed 'em full o' pig roast and pork rinds, and immobilize 'em! Blast ZZ Top and Skynyrd and Molly Hatchett at 'em. They'd be toast!! ;-}