[GEC]

We're not having any trouble getting volunteers.

That's because a certain FReeper has been brow-beating all of his friends into spending unending hours with a phone strapped to their ears.

How many volunteers have been sidelined with "phone phinger"? ;-)

[Coop]

You make me sound so cruel! I allow one bathroom break per day, and three hours of sleep each night (assuming, of course, that each volunteer places the required 10,500 calls per day). And we have incentives in place to earn meals.