MAYBE we should establish a new "NONCOMBATANT'S" war job . . . unarmed weapons carrier on the front lines. . . Or mine clearer with minimal technology. . . . or parachute checker . . . by experience . . . . or biological weapons vaccination volunteer tester . . . .
Great idea. Or just a bio-weapons tester.
"Ok boys, if that reporter turns purple and drops dead, put your Hazmat suits on!"