[Boss_Jim_Gettys]

"Unless they bought it from Iraq or something, it's not likely to be al-Qaida," Alan Zelicoff said.

Imagine this one about slamming airliners into the WTC and Pentagon: "Unless they hijacked the planes or something, it's not likely to be al-Qaida," Alan Zelicoff said. He went on to explain that the terrorists in Afghanistan certainly had no production facilities capable of manufacturing large, twin-engine passenger jets.

Where can I sign up to an "expert" and get my fifteen minutes of fame? Sheesh!

[LarryLied]

"Unless they hijacked the planes or something, it's not likely to be al-Qaida," Alan Zelicoff said. He went on to explain that the terrorists in Afghanistan certainly had no production facilities capable of manufacturing large, twin-engine passenger jets.

And your parody is what is so great about FR. BS gets knocked down fast. With humor.