[fuzzthatwuz]

"Oh, man! Is that a beaker of poop he is stirring?"

Probably Mrs. Clinton's sputum speciman.

[PETAMember]

Does anyone remember Susan ("Kneepads") Estrich commenting on the famous blue dress, and saying that it was possible that Clinton had "vials of semen" in the Oval Office bathroom and that Monica might have somehow gotten into one of these vials. Could the salmonella have grown in decayed vials of Clinton semen? Will the discovery of these rotted semen vials exonerate Clinton? Or is it possible that the Depraved One actually secretes salmonella rather than regular semen?