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Hey Ol'Fart, how 'bout this one?!

"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

We are starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

FReegards...MUD

Break-time's over, fellow Freepers, it's time to start taking our Country back! The Left-Wing Media and their hand-puppet, Bill Clinton, will attempt to spin Clinton's PROVABLE TREASON as "Everybody does it!", "It's not so bad, China's our friend", and the Talking Point of the Day, "Plenty of Blame to go Around." DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

Write your Congressmen, send Letters to the Editor of your local paper, call up the talk radio shows, send mass e-mails to everyone you know, boycott those stations (and the companies that support them) who refuse to make this the most important story in this country's history! The President of the United States of America accepted cash donations from our Number One Geopolitical Foe (read "enemy") in exchange for allowing them access to our most sensitive nuclear weapon technology, thereby needlessly endangering the lives of every resident of this great Country. If this ain't TREASON, WHAT THE HELL IS?!!!

Sincere FReegards...MUD

"What Good Am I?!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll be chained...AND we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

FReegards...MUD