[Landru]

Gadddds I can't stand Aerosmith.
Everytime I lay eyes on that lead singer they have?
The the urge to convulse with the dry-heaves is nearly beyond my control.

Must be age.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Everytime I lay eyes on that lead singer they have?"

But he procreated one FINE daughter...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the urge to convulse with the dry-heaves is nearly beyond my control."

Hmmm...now's probably not the right time to show the photos of me with my skin-tight leather trousers...LOL!! With the wig, I can do a mighty fine Steven Tyler impression.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Gadddds I can't stand Aerosmith."

Good to know...

* * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * *

"Vile Corruption"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")

Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'...
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, he'll be gone this year!

Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent,
But his power base's gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But with FReepers on Slick's Case...Clinton's FReedom'll expire!

Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
TYRANNY!!!!!!

So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass...
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's A$$!!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!!
Oww!!!!

FReegards...MUD