I haven't yet checked my sources in the Koran; however, it is my understanding that Allah's alleged offer to service Taliban Martyrs with 40 VestalVirgins is NOT redeemable when you get killed in a front-line bunker somewheres in the Wasteland that is Afghanistan.
My my my...aren't these dudes gonna be disappointed?!
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I am blessed to know you, Thanks again for the music of truth.