OBL? I prefer "Sammi", but that's personal preference.
Make that a "head wound" and you and Travis have just written the emergence of the Anti-Christ.
Did you know that the Anti-Christ is supposed to come from Persia (Iran and Afghanistan and western Pakistan are traditionally thought of as Persia, or Khurusan by the Imam Mahdi prophecy)? Various Catholic prophecies speak of this.
Or someone attempting to look like the Anti-Christ, Travis and Harpseal are talking about a faked death, not a real one.