Yes you are so right, I am a communist, and my gentle criticism of the boo-ing of Sen. Clinton is all a terrible plot by the forces of the worldwide proletariat to take over FreeRepublic!
And to think, that of all people, you Sir, discovered my true identity and foiled this wicked plot. Rest easy tonight, for you have served your nation well!
Why are you so snide and sarcastic? It is unbecoming; it is beneath you. You must strive to rise above these traps of poor manners and needless negativism. Engaging in such uncouth practices makes you no better than . . well, DodgeDart for one.