No need to be alarmed. The government will take care of you and keep you safe. Move along.
No need to be alarmed. The government will take care of you and keep you safe. Move along. Yeah, just like the government protects us from crime, huh?
I'm confident in Uncle Sam's abilities - to a point - to take care of international military disputes, but as far as domestic problems are concerned, I trust 'em about as far as I can thrown 'em.