I am hereby, formally
begging for a shot at ..............ahem.............. coercing these "gentlemen" to sing like little birdies.
.......and I can be very, very creative.
I remember seeing a guy strapped to a plank which was on a 30 degree angle. Forehead duct taped to the plank - mouth duct taped shut.
A ROK NCO was standing next to him with a warm coke in his hand.
The coke was shaken up then fizzed into his nostrils.
He was told to blink his eyes TWICE when he was ready to talk.