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To: umbra
The black pant suits (here with a frilly fluffadoodle) is clearly necessary since, if you measure carefully, Hillary's hips are wider than a 1959 Cadillac and her thighs are the proportion of Yosemite Sequoia trees.
8 posted on 10/21/2001 5:03:49 PM PDT by TheGoodDoc
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To: TheGoodDoc
We need to call the Haz -Mat team on the black pantsuit.
12 posted on 10/21/2001 5:06:17 PM PDT by umbra
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To: TheGoodDoc
Thanks for the insight! From now on whenever I point out or we talk about Yosemite Sequoia trees the trees will be called "Hillary's Hips". Maybe we can start a national trend. Maybe you should put in an application to the patent office.
141 posted on 10/21/2001 6:56:25 PM PDT by Renatus
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To: TheGoodDoc
The black pant suits (here with a frilly fluffadoodle) is clearly necessary since, if you measure---------

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Hillary has a high or slightly receding hairline. That hairdo is designed to compensate for it.

178 posted on 10/21/2001 9:09:48 PM PDT by RLK
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LOL! My husband said when they finally lead her away in leg irons, they'll have to borrow them from Jumbo at the circus.
253 posted on 10/22/2001 1:04:15 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX
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To: TheGoodDoc
I say again, the strongest material in the world in that pair of pants suite, if if 'sprung' a thread, her hips would wipe out an city block.
256 posted on 10/23/2001 8:25:33 AM PDT by gulfcoast6
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