Had this been a real bar our facial expressions and body language would have made all of this moot. There are so many more things that are understood when you actually see the person you are communicating with.
You would have seen that I was not trying to be condescending, but I would have first been able to see how you originally meant your statement too.
Ahhh..."The Perils of the Internet"...or is that
"The Perils of Pauline"?
The Perils of Pauline (1914), a silent film episodic serial, is considered the most famous suspense serial in cinema history. Week after week, Pauline (Pearl White) evades attempts on her life. She fights pirates, Indians, gypsies, rats, sharks, and her dastardly guardian. Her most familiar plight is being tied to railroad tracks with a rapidly approaching train.