Chicoms are wearing small, flashing electric name tags identifying themselves as card-carrying commie sumsabeeches. Another clue: they have to put down their RPGs to shake hands.
Officers have name, rank and Chicom serial numbers tattooed in red on their foreheads. But be warned, they often wear floppy caps with a red star on them, to disguise this.
If you need transport, and your officially assigned LADA breaks down, see transport officer for a chicom bike.(Don't know much about their rocketry, that's Clinton's Department, but their biketry is improving rapidly.)
Seriously now, DK, I haven't been in Cuba, Venezuela, or Colombia, lately. But I have been to Panama, and I assure you it is crawling with Chinamen, all of whom, I suspect, are not scoping out business opportunities in laundry or fast food.
We got a problem.
Yes, and this lease with the bastard Communist Chinese to run the Panama Canal - is for another 48 years.