An Open Letter to the Maha Rushie: "Enviro-Whackos To Blame for Anthrax Terrorism!!"

MUD's Fertile Mind ^ | 17 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Dear Rush:

As you must be fully aware of by now, sir, I consider myself to be amongst your greatest fans (and, yes, some folks who say that are actually sincere and not Seminar Callers). So, when I hear you presenting the LoonyLeftist Cal-State Professor's rantings on CNN about RightWing Militiamen being responsible for the Anthrax Terror, I immediately realize you are "working an angle." Your response to the Cal-State Leftist was to in essence say that you believe Saddam Hussein is the Root Cause of All Evil and that Domestic Terrorism could not possibly be suspected in this heinous crime. BWAHAHAHAHA...you are far too wise to believe that and I see Right thru your feigned naivete!!!

However, for the purpose of this e-mail, I will play along just a bit. Sure, it is entirely possible that Saddam Hussein and his Agents of Hatred could be responsible for the Biological Terrorism; however, IMHO, the Anthrax mailings are far more likely to be the handiwork of the anti-American Leftists who make up the Enviro-Whacko Community, including the Effete Elite who comprise the Tenured Class within our American Universities!!!

"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!" you say in yer best incredulous voice!!

Yes, my Wise FRiend, I said the Leftists in the Environmental Movement have got to be the Number One Suspects in the ongoing Domestic Terrorism Movement...please allow me explain!! You have always said that Lib'rals are the most hilarious when they are outta Power because they go absolutely crazy and yet can do no damage to this Country. Well, THE LEFT IS MOST DEFINITELY OUT OF POWER and it's driving them to measures that would have been unthinkable just six weeks ago. How do you think the Left feels when they read about Dubyuh's 89%+ Approval Ratings?! Well, on the DemocRATic Underground website, they are going absolutely NUTS!! Dick Cheney is well-advised to be making himself scarce with these deranged LeftistLoonies on the loose...THEY HATE US WITH A PASSION that they could never muster for Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein!!!

"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"

My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion.

In closing, my FRiend, I humbly offer you my page number--AGAIN...(804-225-XXXX)--if you'd like to discuss this further on your radio show. I spent 5-10 minutes speed-dialing your 1(800)282-2882, but to no avail...I'm sure you've got another number that the important RightWingers call to get on yer show!!

Utmost FReegards...Mudboy Slim, RightWing Patriot and FReeper

[Mudboy Slim]

"BTW Mud, when are you going to post to the Chimp?"

Soon enuff, my self-described liberal FRiend, soon enuff!!You realize, though, as soon as I leave my FReepin' post to join y'all Chimpsters fer a spell, the Average IQ of each Forum will instantaneously rise by AT LEAST 10-15 points!!

"Send me a Freepmail when you do, and I'll be happy to jump right in."

Will do...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Are militia groups right here at home responsible for the anthrax attacks?"

NOPE!!! Next question...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Jesus was a liberal, too."

That's pure, unadulterated blasphemy, Sam. Jesus IS a believer in Truth, Liberty, and Justice...all Ideals that are anathema the the Lib'ral Clintonoids!!

Repent, ye sinner!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eco-freaks lack the technical knowledge to pull off something like this."

Balderdash!! The Eco-Terrorists have plenty of connections within the Intellectual Elite that Tyrannize our American Institutions of Higher Learning!!

"For example, who knew you're supposed to lick the glued side of the postage stamps? This whole terrorism thing is all, like, hard and stuff."

Yeah...the brain-dead stonies that you see rioting at the drop of a hat aren't up to this, but even they can snail-mail an envelope filled with talcum powder...while their Intellectual Comrades send the nasty stuff!!

"Having said that, the evironazis do bear responsibility for the current hysteria, because they have actively suppressed public understanding of the insignificant, miniscule chances of disease involved in things like 0.00000005% arsenic in water. People have no sense of cost-benefit ratios, and they like it that way."

Well said, Sloth...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I can't hang out with Rivero because he really believes that the moon landing was faked....I can't go there."

LOL...I can disagree with Mr. Rivero about the moon landing and still learn valuable info from him on other issues like Mena and the Murder of Vince Foster and Waco, etc.

"As for having an open mind, I do not want to be so "open-minded" that my brains fall out..."

LOL...

"I do not see any value in conspiracy theories, they are a waste of time...I'll just wait for the evidence....I gave my opinion that the right wingers were not responsible, and I think I will be proven right."

We agree that the RightWingers are not responsible.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"JimRob received complimentary copies of each and every Mudboy Slim and the libertarians release, so quote away, mi amigo!!"

"And the Old Man didn't ban ya right there & then? Quite a guy, that JimRob."

Yeah, I reckon he is!! Not that I ain't felt the sting of banishment in my years as a FReeper, mind ya, as well as a few pulled threads and a coupla FReepMailed "KNOCK IT OFF"'s...LOL!!

"...haven't listened to the whole thing in it's entirety quite yet. But we will...& when we do? You're going to be the first to know. OK?"

I'm waitin', my FRiend...SHEEESH, it's only 60 minutes!!

"There's no substitute for actually hearing the things set to music anyway."

Heh heh henh...

"Have you ever heard Keb Mo's song, 'Muddy Water'? It's gonna be a classic once I'm done FReepin' it!!"

"Oh gezzz...many blues artists have done that song over the years. Among my favorites doing it? Lou Rawls, would you believe?"

Did I ever tell ya I do a SWEET Lou Rawls impression?! Yeah, man, my deep baritone just makes the ladies squeeeeeeal...LOL!!

"That'd mean leaving Richmond & going to Hollyweird, ya know."

HA!! The best thing 'bout this gig is that I never gotta leave the MudCave 'ceptin' fer bathroom breaks and maybe a few fundraisers fer my favorite rock-ribbed Conservatives like Tom Delay, George Allen, Jr. and whoever's runnin' against that Socialist pr!(k from North Carolina, John Edwards!!

"Be real careful of what you wish for, slim...real careful."

Will do, my wise, large-tricepped amigo, will do...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...most of the folks over here are not prone to think..."

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...MUD

Guess we can't all be brilliant Chimpsters now, can we?! How many registered users y'all got over there anyway? Are they all as brilliant as you?

[Mudboy Slim]

Nice job on #71, my fellow Earnhardt fan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...they intended to sacrifice some of their own if it was them that did it."

IMHO, "they" knew--and know--that Anthrax was/is more bark than bite, and that they could get their Leftist Whore Buddies in the Med'yuh to go into a hissy-fit if they flung a little white powder their way...no sacrifice necessary!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the left wing accusations against the right for the anthrax outbreak are despicable!"

Yep...

"When the WTC was attacked, the symbol of American capitalism...did we accuse the left-wing anti-capitalist whackos? NO!"

Well, in fact, I did...but I did so under my breath and I don't think anyone heard...LOL!!

"The Muslims hate all us infidels..."

Obviously, I need to sing you the "Muslims" song...it's not ALL Muslims that hate Americans, just the LeftWing Zealots!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right doth FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...OUR SONS, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, veiled ones...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"This idea never occured to me that we'd have people from universities psycho enough to do this."

Seriously?! WOW...these are the same folks who think the UniBomber is simply another misunderstood revolutionary like the Murderous Thug, Fidel Castro!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...all I know is, he's been sounding great the past few weeks."

Yep...however, I'm still concerned for the Doctor of Democracy. A co-worker friend of mine--also a RushFan--told me about the wife of a friend of his who woke up one morning and was 100% deaf. For awhile, she continued to speak alright, but after 6 months she spoke only in garbled rants that nobody could understand...eventually broke up the marriage.

Still, I gotta believe the folks who signed Rush to a $250 Million, 7-year contract knew about Limbaugh's condition and were convinced that he could retain his prominence and his voice...I share their confidence!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I ain't a twit..."

If you say so, Newbie, but are ya Lib'ral?!

"I responded to you and Rush, and thanked you for the Laff! Waz up wit dat!"

Yer welcome fer the laff, but I ain't jokin' 'bout my hypothesis.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you drink more than me!!!!"

Could be...MUD

[be-baw]

But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut

'Nuff said

[flamefront]

Good note that may be eclipsed quickly by events. Just as an aside, circumstances at the moment make me recall the incident where it was said Clinton once privately talking about World War 3. Obviously if true huge provocations have been considered on the left.

(MSNBC is talking up tactical nukes on the TV behind me and the Arafat era is ending; things are moving fast.)

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWing FReeperNut"

I wear the moniker with pride, Lefty...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Just as an aside, circumstances at the moment make me recall the incident where it was said Clinton once privately talking about World War 3. Obviously if true huge provocations have been considered on the left."

Once the Leftist Effete Elite starts "considering" them, ain't it amazing how the Sycophant Class of low-life Lib'ral ne'er-do-wells pick it up from there and put these plans into action?! The more I talk about it, the clearer it's becoming to me that the American Left is responsible for most of this Anthrax Hysteria and surely has other Eco-Terrorism Plots in the Works!! And to think Algore the UniBomberKlone was almost sitting in the Oval Office...SCAREY!!!

FReegards...MUD