Posted on 10/17/2001 10:43:41 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
Dear Rush:
As you must be fully aware of by now, sir, I consider myself to be amongst your greatest fans (and, yes, some folks who say that are actually sincere and not Seminar Callers). So, when I hear you presenting the LoonyLeftist Cal-State Professor's rantings on CNN about RightWing Militiamen being responsible for the Anthrax Terror, I immediately realize you are "working an angle." Your response to the Cal-State Leftist was to in essence say that you believe Saddam Hussein is the Root Cause of All Evil and that Domestic Terrorism could not possibly be suspected in this heinous crime. BWAHAHAHAHA...you are far too wise to believe that and I see Right thru your feigned naivete!!!
However, for the purpose of this e-mail, I will play along just a bit. Sure, it is entirely possible that Saddam Hussein and his Agents of Hatred could be responsible for the Biological Terrorism; however, IMHO, the Anthrax mailings are far more likely to be the handiwork of the anti-American Leftists who make up the Enviro-Whacko Community, including the Effete Elite who comprise the Tenured Class within our American Universities!!!
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!" you say in yer best incredulous voice!!
Yes, my Wise FRiend, I said the Leftists in the Environmental Movement have got to be the Number One Suspects in the ongoing Domestic Terrorism Movement...please allow me explain!! You have always said that Lib'rals are the most hilarious when they are outta Power because they go absolutely crazy and yet can do no damage to this Country. Well, THE LEFT IS MOST DEFINITELY OUT OF POWER and it's driving them to measures that would have been unthinkable just six weeks ago. How do you think the Left feels when they read about Dubyuh's 89%+ Approval Ratings?! Well, on the DemocRATic Underground website, they are going absolutely NUTS!! Dick Cheney is well-advised to be making himself scarce with these deranged LeftistLoonies on the loose...THEY HATE US WITH A PASSION that they could never muster for Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein!!!
"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"
My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion.
In closing, my FRiend, I humbly offer you my page number--AGAIN...(804-225-XXXX)--if you'd like to discuss this further on your radio show. I spent 5-10 minutes speed-dialing your 1(800)282-2882, but to no avail...I'm sure you've got another number that the important RightWingers call to get on yer show!!
Utmost FReegards...Mudboy Slim, RightWing Patriot and FReeper
Can't vouch fer the veracity of NewScientist.com, but this story indicates that Iraq MAY NOT be the source of the Anthrax Terrorism...and, IMHO, if the Anthrax Terrorists are Domestic Enemies of the State, I sincerely believe we need to suspect LeftWing Eco-Terrorists First and Foremost!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...thanks fer the heads-up, El Rushbo.
Bump for Mud.
277 posted on 10/29/01 6:50 AM Pacific by That Poppins Woman
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"To: That Poppins Woman
Thanks fer the bump, TPW...but you really do bore the heck outta me...MUD"
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Gee, I dunno, Mud.
Sure has all the signs of *love*.
How'd ya get so lucky??
BWAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HEEEEHAAAAA!!!
She's *all* your's, me bucko!!
Look, son; some Fatherly Advise...
Stick with VdS; why hell, she actually purrrs when she talks to ya!!
...& in Spanish!!
BWWWWAHAAAAAA!!! HEEEEHAAAAAA!!!
Laughter.
Damned good for the ol' soul, son.
'Cuz I literally ooze testosterone from every pore in my body???
"She's *all* your's, me bucko!!"
Being irresistable to the fairer sex is a curse, I tell ya, thank your lucky stars yer not so afflicted, LargeTriceppedOne.
"Look, son; some Fatherly Advise..."
Lordy lordy...here he comes with the Fatherly Advise...AGAIN!!
"Stick with VdS; why hell, she actually purrrs when she talks to ya!!...& in Spanish!!"
Espanol es la lenguaje de amor, mi hermano.
"Laughter. Damned good for the ol' soul, son."
Now there's some "advice" I can live with!!
FReegards, mi amigo...MUD
Thank you, my FRiend...and would believe the same postulation applies to the BeltwaySniper?! Yep...dollars to donuts the cowards picking off innocent folks up in DeeCee is an EnviroWhacko!!
FReegards...MUD
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs about Justice, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' HornDawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...
Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can git it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
EX-Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocents in Kosovo!!
Left b'lieves, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemonRATS will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!
'Cuz EX-Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but US FReepers got the dirt...
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
The Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But RAT politicians're bleedin' votes...
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
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