[Rodney King]

I can't believe the title is "Clinton ok...". Clinton ok? She is the one who ran in to the guard! How's he doing?

[Mia T]

Exactly.

And notice how the injury was inflicted by the police officer -- not the W I D E B O D Y oink.

And I'd like to know whether this paragon of Paragould -- er -- courage -- has boarded a commercial jet post-9-11.