[f.Christian]

THIS JUST IN: the current hostilities have finally given Bill Clinton a chance at immortality. He is now the only President to dodge the draft in two wars. Consistently, he is the only American President entitled to wear both The Islamic Distinguished Flying Carpet Ribbon and the Chinese Congressional... medal of treason!

[Mia T]

firehat (Norm Liebmann), outrageously, burningly brilliant, as always.

CLINTON'S PLACE IN HISTORY is another of his conflagrant conceits.